Body Bumping Your Kids Is A Crime In Florida.
If I get another dumbass Florida story, I'm going to kick my own nuts with both heels. Body bumping woman in Florida gets arrested... over chicken. The post Body Bumping Your Kids Is A Crime In...
View ArticleJon Stewart Nails The NFL For Its Bullshit On The Ray Rice Story. [Video]
Requirements for being commissioner of NFL: look good in suit, bro-shake players during draft and don't fuck up too badly. (Goodell looks ok in a suit) The post Jon Stewart Nails The NFL For Its...
View ArticleMad About Crack Prices Going Up? Turn In Your Dealer.
Is your crack dealer gouging you? Turn him in and take your chances with another crack dealer. The post Mad About Crack Prices Going Up? Turn In Your Dealer. appeared first on Crapasaurus.com.
View ArticleNFL Gets Jon Stewarted Again And It’s Spectacular. [Video]
Adrian Peterson, Sean Hannity, Michael Sam, Ice-T, Budweiser, Vikings, switches and blow a teammate day all make appearances in this epic Jon Stewart rant. The post NFL Gets Jon Stewarted Again And...
View ArticleWearing Caffeinated Underwear Will Not Help You Lose Weight – FTC
Strike 'caffeinated underwear' off the list of possible weight loss techniques. The post Wearing Caffeinated Underwear Will Not Help You Lose Weight – FTC appeared first on Crapasaurus.com.
View ArticleTriumph With The Time Square Elmo, Minnie, Mickey Etc. [Video]
In Times Square, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog doesn't seem as offensive. The post Triumph With The Time Square Elmo, Minnie, Mickey Etc. [Video] appeared first on Crapasaurus.com.
View ArticleYou Have The Right To Be Heckled – Stand-Up Comedian Interrupted By NYPD...
Don't f-around with the NYPD. One comedian has his act interrupted by some not-so jovial police officers who heckle him with f-bombs. The post You Have The Right To Be Heckled – Stand-Up Comedian...
View ArticleOver-Loaded Truck Driver Is Half Fred G. Sanford And Half Jerky Boy. [Video]
The Fourth Amendment prevents unlawful search and seizure but the guy in this video shows why it needs to be amended again. Add the dumbass exception. The post Over-Loaded Truck Driver Is Half Fred G....
View ArticleCrime Or YouTube Channel – Throwing Dildos At Teen Girls?
There is a fine line between crime and YouTube channel and this dumbass in Wisconsin just crossed it. The post Crime Or YouTube Channel – Throwing Dildos At Teen Girls? appeared first on Crapasaurus.com.
View ArticleRubenstein: ‘Hung Like A Cashew’
Stanford Rubenstein has been accused of rape. In the meantime, his junk is already on trial in the 'hung like a cashew' court of public opinion. The post Rubenstein: ‘Hung Like A Cashew’ appeared first...
View ArticleTalking To Border Guards On Helium. [Video]
There's a fine line between defending the US Constitution and being a dickhead. Watch this border crossing video and decide what Robert Trudell is. The post Talking To Border Guards On Helium. [Video]...
View ArticleCan You Drive With A Tire Boot On Your Car?
A woman driving a BMW decides to take off with a tire boot on her car. Fortunately, she was auditioning for a show that appreciates stupidity. The post Can You Drive With A Tire Boot On Your Car?...
View ArticleIdentity Change Interrupted – Criminal Arrested With Half Head Shaved.
A Michigan man was arrested mid identity change and his new look is going to be a hit in jail. The post Identity Change Interrupted – Criminal Arrested With Half Head Shaved. appeared first on...
View ArticleGetting Arrested Wearing Your Best ‘Who Needs Drugs’ T-Shirt.
The 'No, Seriously, I Have Drugs' message on the t-shirt was just kicking the probably cause door in. The post Getting Arrested Wearing Your Best ‘Who Needs Drugs’ T-Shirt. appeared first on...
View ArticleNeed Girl Scout Cookies From A Grown Up
Craigslist ad for Girl Scout cookies by a person who can not make contact with minors is honest, sad and law abiding. The post Need Girl Scout Cookies From A Grown Up appeared first on Crapasaurus.com.
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